Keep talking baby, cos my earholes can take what you’re dishing out ALL DAY LONG!!!
These are just about the most meta of all earrings, in fact they rate 99.9% on the meta data scale, beating other earrings by a nose.
Measuring approximately 19cm long and 4cm wide, they are made from layered 3mm thick Perspex and laminate and come with the swishiest of black tassels. They are medium weight and they DEFINITELY pass the 8 hour earlobe fatigue test on lab rat disco divas!